Friday, April 13, 2007

Tastes Like Chicken

Apparently that is what the Geico cavemen knew that we are just figuring out. According to Fox News and North Carolina State University, (Article here) the T-Rex is most closely akin to chicken. ...Big head and little arms... Anyway, The brilliant professors at NC State found this out when they decided to break this gazillion year old bone so that they could lift it with their helicopter. Upon doing so, they found soft tissue that miraculously survived since the Jurassic era until now. This soft tissue is not viable for DNA ala Jurassic Park, but enough to know at least two things. Only one they are willing to admit. The first, that the T-Rex is most like a chicken in its bone density and type. And my scientific observation... soft tissue = young earth. Dinosaurs did not go extinct millions of years ago, but only thousands. Soft bone tissue still exists and it perfectly states that this particular Dino is no more than about 10,000 years old. Thank You NC State for the most scientific breakthrough since Lucy. And to the rest of you Darwinists...break a leg.