Thursday, February 11, 2016

Some Dating Advice for This Weekend

The Proposal:

  1. Make a list of 50 qualities you want in a spouse.
    1. This could be anything from joy, to godliness, good driving skills, to liking hurricane football.
  2. Evaluate that list to see if those qualities are in you
    1. People are attracted to people who share their values.  This step will determine whether you are fishing in the wrong pond, or are asking more of the other person than yourself.
  3. Shorten that list to 20 that are most important.
    1. Nobody is perfect.  Much of your list is probably selfish.  This step will allow you to be flexible and allow the other person space to be who they are.
  4. Make a list of 5 girls that you are attracted to, and rate them according to your 20 qualities.
    1. Be careful not to weight your qualities.  No giving extra points for hotness.
  5. Go back to your list of 50, and make a list of the ones you need to get fixed in your own life.
    1. That’s right, you will be all 50 while only expecting her to be 20.
  6. Now go back to the list of girls.  You will start with the one who scored highest on the qualities.  If there is a tie, you will break that tie randomly.
    1. You will now spend 1 week studying that girl.  Do not, I say, DO NOT stalk her.  You may not talk to her or her friends about the proposal.
    2. You must build a profile of this girl and her likes and dislikes.  Favorite foods, bands, everything.
  7. Now, compile a list of activities that she would enjoy.
    1. At an appropriate time ask her to go “on a date” to said event/activity.
    2. You must ask her in person.  No phone call or texting will be permitted.
  8. On the day of the date, you will send her 6 yellow roses.  This is a color of friendship and a great place to start.
  9. You will dress appropriately for the date including cologne.  However no Drakar or Aspen will be permitted.
  10. On the date you will talk only about her.  See if you were right about her likes and get her to talk about her feelings.
  11. After the date you will decide if you will have another date.
    1. Regardless of your decision, you will call her the next day to thank her for a good time.
    2. Remember, once a girl is off the list, you cannot go back to her in later rounds.  Be sure that she is off your list before you go to girl number two. 

Wednesday, February 10, 2016